Has This Ever Happened To Anyone Else?

Spy gun. Check. Holster. Check. All I need now is a nice suit.

You know who's awesome? Ronda Rousey. There's no point in beginning to describe her level of awesomeness because it would continue on longer than it'd take Floyd Mayweather to read Green Eggs and Ham. This woman is Athena incarnate, only she'd never put up with any of Zeus' bullshit.

Well…. This is awkward….

Stars

When does one discover the difference between what they want to be and what they're meant to be?

Person: I hate you!

*Me thinking* : Okay, but never as much as I hate myself.

I wish I could get amnesia, disappear, and end up somewhere no one knows me.

"You must stay at the table until you finish all your beans. Then, you have my permission to die." -Lima Bane

In case you're wondering, yes, I did do this. Yes, it was on my phone, which is why it's not perfect (really wanted the coat, too). Yes, I hate lima beans.

Don't fear The Reaper.

He's bad at board games.