Why Can't My Sleep Problems Lead To This?

What are you doing to catch it?

Pizza, I really like you, but you've become a bad habit. Time to stop being lazy and get back to making the less deadly food I love. Which is kind of funny because I'm not a health nut. Though, I realized all the stuff I really like is basically a Mediterranean diet. Who knew? I noticed spaghetti isn't in those, though... -_- But, time to get these love handles to go away again. It's just too easy to get into bad eating habits. Just takes a little effort to get back into good habits, right? It's easy to notice the huge difference in energy when you start eating right. Might feel a little hungry in the beginning, but in the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!"

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Put googly eyes on anything. This has been a Public Service Announcement by The Center for Happiness, Entertainment, Eccentricity, Restlessness, Fantasy and Unilateral Lugubriousness Neutralization Education and Sadness Supersession

Thinking about the uproar from [people] who believe it's wrong to remove objects of the confederacy has me wondering if they realize they're acting more entitled and like (as they're so fond of calling others) "snowflakes" than any group of people in this country. Their ancestors lost that war, and they've spent the last 150 years demanding their consolation prizes. They demand parades, museums, holidays, and memorials to glorify their past divisiveness and continue to carry pride for it out of sheer ignorance. Of all the wars fought amongst a country's own people can anyone recall the losing side not being utterly purged? Do these "snowflake" confederacy lovers not understand their beloved slavery-based bullshit should have been completely eradicated? Sherman should have been given free reign to reduce every sympathizer state to ash, but he wasn't. He was recalled, and the stupidity was allowed to endure. How nice it must be to have that luxury. Do these confederacy-hailing jackwagons think for a second the people rebelling against Assad for rights far more legitimate than owing slaves will get to cry and scream they deserve to have their standards flown or have memorials made to remember their heroes? Those rebels will have no chance because they will be hunted until there are none left. Just like what Sherman should have been allowed to do. There are no consolation prizes for losing a war, you entitled crybabies. Whine all you want about having your statues taken down in Louisiana and your battle standards removed from public buildings. You should feel lucky you're even allowed to exist. There should be no pride in having relations to someone who tried to destroy this country. The only thing left should be shame. Shame for dividing our country and still more for believing in some fictional god-given right to own another human. You sympathizers and glorifiers are the absolute least American of all our people.

When it all fell apart, I lost everything. When I returned, I had not come back.

When the ending to one of the "great novels of the 20th century" sucks.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35226276 I wish I was the most badass of burglars. If I could have anything in the world, it'd be this. Even if it was mine under very shady circumstances.

Is anyone else disturbed by the direction it looks like the political, social, and economic world is heading toward?

Another perfectly good place ruined by people

How in the hell did even half the morons in this part of the state even get their driver's license? Driving in Texas is better than driving in northwest Florida.

I would like to point out if Putin is ecstatic to work with you as President of the US, it's not a compliment. It means you're so retarded he could take over your country because it looks like a good deal to you.