Instead Of Going To Sleep, I Am Going To Go Play Genshin And I Am Going To Fall In Love With Monsieur

Just ate a strawberry and had the flavor still lingering in my mouth. As I walked out of the kitchen I was like, "Woah, that was strawberry flavored!"

I will point out the most obvious things like it’s a novelty.

"Wow, Dad, Uncle looks so much like you!"

"That’s because he's my brother."

"Yeah. And he LOOKS it."

Or

"Wow, *voice actor* really sounds like *character*!"

"He voices him."

"Yeah, and he sounds like him too! :)"

today’s motivation for getting out of bed: wanting to show my brother an oddly shaped skittle I found

When will I get to be the sexy villain that lounges on an ornate throne, smirking evilly in a way that makes the protagonist’s mouth go dry as they start to question what they’re willing to risk for a single touch, and at the end I leave my empire to be with the protagonist but I never leave my evil ways behind and they still accept me for it because I want to live in that world

I want to go to sleep today. Why? Because I want to dream.

Genius idea:

Broadway Newsies, but it’s Barbie.

These new American Girl shoes look like if Jotaro was a Barbie

My workplace finally added a place to insert a card on the vending machine, so I got to eat a smol pie on my lunch break

How does life work for the shaker family in Blue's Clues. Did Steve buy them from the store? Did they come with the house? Where did they come from? Are they mass produced? Are they just a completely separate race? Does Steve actually use the salt, or is that disrespectful to them? If he does use it, what happens when it runs out of salt? Does it die? Is it like a sacrifice, that pieces of its spirit leave its body every time Steve wants to season his dishes? Does pouring new salt into the shaker give the bottle a completely new spirit, or is that the same person? Is the spirit actually stored in the bottle, and the salt is just a tether to the mortal realm? How did they conceive Paprika? I need answers

My dad is the funniest guy in the entire world and everyone needs to acknowledge this right now