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My mind is stuck on Nikolai's chain necklace.

The way it drives him absolutely feral when you grab it. When you're talking to him and get uncomfortable with eye contact, the way your fingers gently move it around, making sure the clasp is in the back. When you're curled up against him and absentmindedly tug on it to focus. And even when it's his fault that you're gripping it to stay grounded, his hips rough against yours as your eyes threaten to roll back.

John did once drunkenly call Nik his "right hand man" and Kate did, without skipping a beat drunkenly respond with "For what, jerking off?"

It's a good thing the bartender was nice about letting him wipe the whisky he'd just coughed up off of the table.

20 de novembro de 2022

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The familiar sound of keys in the door alerted you to your husband’s return.

“My love?” he called, looking for you, boots making heavy footsteps as he made his way towards you and your child. His eyes soften once they land on you and your baby girl.

“How’s my princess?” he drawls, voice deep with exhaustion from work.

You look down at the child sitting in your lap, occupied with trying to fit a chubby foot into her mouth. A steady finger reaches underneath your chin, lifting it to meet his warm, intense gaze.

“I’m talking about this one.”

141 and Los Vaqueros creating thirst traps in competition. The losers cook and make the tea for the next five joint ops so the stakes are high. Ghost does the filming because he's not getting his greasy tits out on camera, so Nik subs in.

Gaz, Rudy and Soap do the standard formula because it never misses; shirtless, lots of smouldering looks, flexing. There might even be some baby oil in there because Soap is Extra. They've got this in the bag.

Or so they think.

Nikolai, Price and Alejandro post videos to the Magic Mike soundtrack as they perform chores, fully clothed, but occasionally winking cheekily at the camera; doing the laundry, washing dishes, making the bed, doing the groceries, mowing the lawn, chopping wood and doing DIY. There's even a clip where Laswell does a cameo so Price can listen intently and empathetically as she mimics an emotional conversation, and Syd agrees to let Nik open the door for her and hold her hand in public. (He owes her.)

They win by a landslide. Especially insulting since they had zero social media following at the start. Soap and Gaz are distraught; Rudy proposes to Alejandro the following day because he got madly horny and broody after the first three videos. (He's 38, bro, he's the target audience.)

Since I was younger I think I’ve always wanted to die