If He Stepped On Me I Would Thank Him

how i’m feeling not doing my physical therapy because i’m playing infinity nikki instead

i definitely will regret this later

im so dead on here lol

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, WHITE CHOCO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. SHE TOOK OUT HER COOKIE GIRL-DICK AND PISSED ON MY WIFE. AND SHE SAID IT WAS “THIS BIG” AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM, WHITE CHOCO, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS JELLY BUT WAY SMALLER. AND THIS IS WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE -PWWSSHH- THATS RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. SHE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER, I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MILLENNIAL TREE, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

most weirdest headcanon i got is that some of Lippmann’s fans would post about him like this despite the fact he’s a grown man in the mafia

bruh

floormaster Kanna and floormaster Sou au i made awhile ago!!

the one sided beef between my oc and Verlaine is crazy. like Verlaine didn’t do anything to her personally, he just comes into her shop and that ticks her off

why you get the freaks bro

genuinely idk why but as long as i’m not like that then i should be okay

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

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