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I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, WHITE CHOCO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. SHE TOOK OUT HER COOKIE GIRL-DICK AND PISSED ON MY WIFE. AND SHE SAID IT WAS “THIS BIG” AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM, WHITE CHOCO, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS JELLY BUT WAY SMALLER. AND THIS IS WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE -PWWSSHH- THATS RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. SHE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER, I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MILLENNIAL TREE, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Jekyll: I wonder who’s ruining my life. Jekyll: *looks in the mirror* Jekyll: So we meet again.