If Anyone Wants Me Ill Be In The Dirt Thinking Abt Love

I'm looking up vegetarian recipes, and

Maybe I'm just sleepy but I'm enjoying thinking about things farmers would categorically refuse to grow. Poison ivy. Evil potatoes

grocery stores don't love you they want to see harm come to you and if you spend too long in one you will not return the same

I can’t believe goodtimeswithscar gave birth to twins. Congrats king

“Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead“

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my hungry ass could never go mining

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes are unhealthy) spread the skulk

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

Happy birthday to the only video that has ever been posted to youtube actually