pastemana
ur mom
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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄
notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
[Interview with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the Jonathan Ross show, ca. 2004, just after the release of SBaHJ 5 Electric Boogalive]
My homestuck hot take is that Dirk Strider should have had a twink death in the epilogues
*scampers away*
lyrical boxing
joe is telling scar to come to tumblr while mumbo is killing himself in the background
typical late night stream vibe
[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west
kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
a man walking by me on the street calls me a faggot so i point my bill gates 5g microchip gaydar at him and discover he experimented with a man in college and can reclaim it so i determine i am no longer upset
Pixie hollow mumscrian question,
Since mumbo is a tinker fairy, did he help scar make his wheelchair?
Yeah yeah!! That's the idea I had in mind! He also helps in maintaining it and fixes it from time to time (cause we all know how accident-prone scar is 😭)
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
start saying "im gonna kill somebody" instead of "im gonna kms" to introduce a positive, pro-active mindset ☺️
Pearl season 8 sketches 🤯
Drew these a while back and thought I should share :]
i hope dream calls every inniter a faggot next and philza minecraft tells him to kill himself
sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions
it seems a little fucked up that bodies don't have a little reset button that you can press with a toothpick or something that unclenches your jaw resets your headache loosens your muscles takes away all the aches and pains someone's gotta get on that i think
Im in the long process of watching Grian's world tour video-
And I think this is the first time I've really ever "met" Joehills. I've known he was a member of the server for a long time, and that in the fanart he is a muppet (????), but I've never really seen him or listened to him speak before.
My god, he is WAY MORE casually unhinged than I EVER could have predicted.
"Oh yeah, here's a build that's so large I'm afraid I'll lose ya Grian if you wander off, but guess what? This isn't even the actual build! It's ONE EIGHTH of my actual overworld build that is SO ENORMOUS that you can't fit it on a map of the server 😊"
"This is a representation of Finnish American architect (Insert the name he said because I have no clue how to spell that 💀) vision for the bell laboratory's research and development campus-" *continues to adorably ramble all nerd like*
"Yeah, so because they did that, I basically filled their backyard with approximately 1.5 million stone over the course of the last 5 weeks :p"
Dear livestream viewers well you watched his face, it took up the screen and began to fade. He replaced some pixels from a game you like, and this is his job so he wants to be a webcam expander.
My custom crochet @joehills BeetleJhost is finished!
she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy
PixlRiffs:
Submitted for: Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2, New Life SMP
Headcanons: Nonbinary, he/they; Agender, any/all
Propaganda: “Pix is so 'I am older than the concept of gender, try me.' and ‘The vigil said no gender' to [the submitter].”
Skizzleman:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Transmasc, he/him; Questioning, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “[The submitter] [is] obligated by law to give top surgery scars to any character with a lot of scars.”
“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”
the plans:
My wife (ao3) is away at war (Error 503) and I do not know when she will return