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My homestuck hot take is that Dirk Strider should have had a twink death in the epilogues

*scampers away*

we're so back

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

Self-explanatory

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

Please don't make me be woke today

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

a man walking by me on the street calls me a faggot so i point my bill gates 5g microchip gaydar at him and discover he experimented with a man in college and can reclaim it so i determine i am no longer upset

Pixie hollow mumscrian question,

Since mumbo is a tinker fairy, did he help scar make his wheelchair?

Yeah yeah!! That's the idea I had in mind! He also helps in maintaining it and fixes it from time to time (cause we all know how accident-prone scar is 😭)

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes