A Man Walking By Me On The Street Calls Me A Faggot So I Point My Bill Gates 5g Microchip Gaydar At Him

lyrical boxing

so is no one going to talk about how bdubs, my lovely minecraft builder content creator, genuinely considered sending joel a pipe bomb

radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD

who up missing the buttercups