Who Up Missing The Buttercups

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

yeah im good the light has left my world though

as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

"do you have any new year's retrospectives? any regrets or positive moments?" i dont rennemberrrrr :3c

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.