I Dont Need A "career" I Already Have A 9 To 5 Its Called Listening To My Music While Making Flop Posts

Happy birthday to the only video that has ever been posted to youtube actually

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

Pixie hollow mumscrian question,

Since mumbo is a tinker fairy, did he help scar make his wheelchair?

Yeah yeah!! That's the idea I had in mind! He also helps in maintaining it and fixes it from time to time (cause we all know how accident-prone scar is 😭)

it seems a little fucked up that bodies don't have a little reset button that you can press with a toothpick or something that unclenches your jaw resets your headache loosens your muscles takes away all the aches and pains someone's gotta get on that i think

Um

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments

Does anyone know how to become a farmer?

I’m open to anything please help