When You Transition People Tell You “it’s Like Watching Someone Die”. Like Yeah A Fucking Loser

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

Happy birthday to the only video that has ever been posted to youtube actually

Dear livestream viewers well you watched his face, it took up the screen and began to fade. He replaced some pixels from a game you like, and this is his job so he wants to be a webcam expander.

My custom crochet @joehills BeetleJhost is finished!

Self-explanatory

as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DONT KNOW ME. IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.

i hope dream calls every inniter a faggot next and philza minecraft tells him to kill himself

i can't wait for all the life series planet and space symbolism to include that fuckass car now