It Seems A Little Fucked Up That Bodies Don't Have A Little Reset Button That You Can Press With A Toothpick

“Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead“

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therapy will kill patient. he needs bad music to live.

My homestuck hot take is that Dirk Strider should have had a twink death in the epilogues

*scampers away*

new reaction image

My wife (ao3) is away at war (Error 503) and I do not know when she will return

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

What are your pronouns bruv???

HE. SHE. THEY. IT.

I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!