We're So Back

“Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead“

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DONT KNOW ME. IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.

Happy birthday to the only video that has ever been posted to youtube actually

Please don't make me be woke today

What are your pronouns bruv???

HE. SHE. THEY. IT.

I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

my zero note flop posts will outlive all of you

ohhh i know maybe i can bite all your fingers off

my hungry ass could never go mining