The Only Thing I’m Grinding Are My Teeth By Accident

👆 truest shit anyones ever said

im so glad that mumbo gets to show off how good he is at murder this episode. turns out the only thing holding him back is how much better he is at dying

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

Me if I was a Lil guy

I'm looking up vegetarian recipes, and

Maybe I'm just sleepy but I'm enjoying thinking about things farmers would categorically refuse to grow. Poison ivy. Evil potatoes

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

he loves

cubfan135 fact #134:

The Lover