To Be A Robot Sat Down For Routine Maintenance By Your Partner. Immobilized From The Neck Down For The

brb gonna ask my technicians if we have any vacuums leftover

cause if we do this is the only way I’m gettin around

alternatively…not letting her reach zero at all, not letting have the relief of her beeps by opening the door right as she’s about to go off

edge your microwave girlfriend by not taking the food out until she reminds you at least five times, hell maybe even hit 30 seconds again and restart the cycle

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on a totally unrelated note have any of y'all ever wanted to be machinery before

vid source - raffygreen

imagine you performing routine maintenance on your bot, assuring them this is all perfectly routine

imagine your bot beeping curiously as you begin to undo panels that haven’t been touched since assembly

imagine the vibration through their plates and you begin to delicately rewire their hidden places, all while you assure them this is perfectly routine and they shouldn’t be so uneasy

Been playing around with my iPad (〃艸〃)

wish someone would play around with me

Ehh

Imagine stretching your poor bot, trying to pull on wires to access their main control panel, imagine their wires straining as you push deeper, closer to the motherboard, connections straining but you’re careful not to break anything, just pushing past them as you feel the fan speed pick up and their speech become more garbled

Don't forget your tetanus shot before hitting that gilf robussy

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Unplugging your robotgirls speaker like