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This is the worst April fools day ever.

I wore my silliest tie, but all I got was enormous amounts of stress and bad news.

I truly am 🍳🍴🍚👩‍🍳

Fucking god, how do I do tests about my native language worse than tests about english.

I speak russian from my birth, how did I get 3/20 on a test made out of 2 types of same questions.

Gym leaders and such often have names that match their type which raises the question: which type would you specialise in based only on your name?

I have one very specific idea that I have written down. It pretty similar to the Zelda and Tunic with the hero cycle, but the hero is not treated like person but like weapon made specifically to kill the supposed "evil".

Each time I remember about it my brain is getting too close to the meltdown button, its like being blasted with giant creativity blast that does nothing but gives me visions of that idea. I cant even make out anything specific besides the vibe and little details.

I need 14 hours of sleep to function at least a little bit beter

idk what you call this. trope????? i guess?? but. yeah. i latched onto it from reading fics bc im predictable

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

yeah spotify wrapped is cool but rb this and tell me ur blorbo wrapped. whos the character(s) you spent the most time thinking about. for me its the angel from oumen mokushiroku and mafuyu asahina