Guys Do You Think They Will Allow Me To Write Exams With A Quill?

I ❤️ ISOLATING MYSELF

46893736525263 RELATIONSHIPS RUINED

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

May I have a door door, please

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Eehhh?

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

okay i just need to know because im pretty sure road trips are like, inherently american

to be clear, im talking you and maybe some friends/family all pile into one car/truck and drive for multiple hours/days to go sightseeing. the goal is more the journey than the destination itself. you can stop at motels, camp or sleep in the car itself. but you do not use public transit unless absolutely necessary

i have a weak spot for main leads/chosen ones/ heroes who are just so miserable. sopping wet messes forced to reanimate themselves over and over and over again because if they were to fall so do the people clinging onto them for hope.

oh but only if they could.

oh to be lying in a puddle of your own blood and daydreaming/fantasizing this as the last time youll have to close your eyes

I wanna show you the hottest Moray eel

Isn't she beautiful?

Honestly I was drawing her in a middle of a night, so I thought it was brighter that its actually is, but I still think she looks awesome. I'm gonna name her smt like Raage Utsuboka.

ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.

Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.