Why Does My Almost Every Action Result In Me Feeling Like Im About To Throw Up.

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HI YES IM SO NORMAL ABOUT CHAPTER 45 OF THE ECHO GARDEN BY THE EXTREMELY SKILLED WRITER @altraviolet

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Hello transformers nation, please don't hate me for this

I saw this and my mind immediately went to that one issue of MTMTE X'D

I put an imposter in a hamster ball

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Was teaching kids with bestie in my school today for the Teachers day, on the break drew a furry on the blackboard and he was repeatedly asking me to erase it like I drew a giant dick in front of children.

He said that some children took photos of me drawing it, and they could send it to antifurry chats for people to hunt me down or smt.

“I did not see God,” Yuri Gagarin’s transmission read. When the base objected, he clarified: “No, you don’t understand. My ship crashed into God. He’s currently unconscious and the angels are panicking. What do I do?”

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

А я чё, а я подписи придумывать не умею.