Rhodey: I Could Literally Kill You Right Now

Nick Fury: I called you. 7 times.

Peter : I watched it ring

Peter : 7 times

Steve: When I was your age we didn’t have cell phones

Peter: Yeah but you had other cool stuff

Tony: Like dinosaurs and Moses

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape from something that you hate

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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I love all you guys sm! You all mean the world to me! ❤️❤️

He aint even a person hes a dorito

Bill: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no.

wilbur: but i get to decide the name. cummie squad.

tommy: wilbur when my mum asks me what i was doing tonight and i say i was participating in cummie squad with a 23 year old man how do you think she’ll feel then?

Like/reblog if it’s the purest thing you have ever seen.

*smashing like/reblog button*

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Yes yes he is

Pepper: Today I've learnt that basically all the Avengers are irritating barn animals

Tony: Excuse me, this is a very generalising statement you're making here

Pepper: Note that I said 'basically'

Tony: Aw, thanks

Pepper: Peter is an innocent bean