peachy99831
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I have no idea if this is real someone help
"bUt I aLrEaDy WaTcHeD iT"-
I DON'T CARE. WATCH IT ON LOOP. SOMETHING THIS LEGENDARY DOESN'T COME EVERYDAY.
wilbur: but i get to decide the name. cummie squad.
tommy: wilbur when my mum asks me what i was doing tonight and i say i was participating in cummie squad with a 23 year old man how do you think she’ll feel then?
tommy: we may be depressed but at least we’ve got primes!
tubbo: we all wanna die! woo!
I’m pretty sure this is tommy not dream
dream: i’m not gay, i’m a lesbian.
Don’t tell me what to do
Quackity popping out of no where: YOU CAN CALL THAT MENTAL FREEZE
Ranboo: when these people talk to much
Tommy: PUT THAT SHIT IN SLOW MOTION
Wilbur: yeah I deal like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
Techno: What the fuck
tubbo: phil what do you know about rolling down in the deep?
phil: when your brain goes numb?
tubbo: when your brain goes numb.
tubbo: phil what do you know about rolling down in the deep?
phil: when your brain goes numb?
tubbo: when your brain goes numb.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It is 😳
Wow can't believe Deku x Mineta is canon now 💜💚
This person is disgusting you shouldn’t judge people by there sexuality please reblog
Please. Please please please read this and reblog!
If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling and read this. This is not a fucking joke.
If you cant read this, here it is:
If you don’t remember Sophie M Herold, she is a German girl, who is extremely homophobic and transphobic. She has found out LGBTQ persons names, addresses, personal info etc. And set up her own database. Her intentions with this are harmful.
She is sending out this information, your information, your best friends information, someone you love and care about. She’s sending it to hate groups, malicious people, people with bad intentions. And if you think I’m blowing this out of proportion, people have been kicked out of homes, disowned by families and even MURDERED. Yes, murdered. Innocent people who have done nothing but love. She has had numerous blogs and each have been removed. Tumblr staff are aware of her, and as far as I’m aware she currently doesn’t have a blog, but this does not mean she isn’t still on peoples tumblrs, asking via anon where you live, what your name is. An email I received today. She’s sending out information of same sex couples with children so the children can be kidnapped. She entitled it “Time to strike back”. If that doesn’t suggest harmful intentions I don’t know what does. Please be extremely careful what you post on tumblr, on twitter, facebook, anywhere. Do NOT give out your full name or your address, or even the town in which you live. Look out for one another, and don’t answer any suspicious anons. Especially if they use your name in quotation marks. Sophie M Herold is still out there, she always will be, so please spead this message and warn people. She’s attacking in silence. We don’t need more people dying because of her actions.
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This disgusting excuse of a human being of needs to stop, but the only way it can be stopped is if you spread this! Please, be aware of any suspicious people or anons asking for personal information. It can get you or your loved ones in SERIOUS DANGER. Thank you.
Natasha: Who hurt you?
Peter: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Natasha: ...Yes, actually.
Is max on fire…
Some doodle of @mysterysmiley camp camp labrat au ;>
(And yeah i’m free for art trade dood (or collab)
Max: I ain’t fucking leaving bitch
“We gotta make your last week at camp your BEST week at camp!”
If you haven't seen these please watch them. I'm absolutely brainrotting over Duobur. Oh my gosh I love these.
Villain!Bench Trio
TNT!Init
Tub!bee
Casino!boo
Cartoon villains bench trio my beloveds Tubbo design insp by @reipinto's
sketch of my villain!bench trio designs!
shout out to gumi yumi on youtube for inspiration! i LOVE their villain!bench trio animatics :D
The minors should get a solitude arc when the mansion is done. Hear me out.
I want the bench trio to get an arc where they focus on each other. They keep to themselves in the Snowchester mansion, only going out to grind, get food, go monster hunting or work on other projects/ builds. They remove themselves from everything and anything going on on the server, focusing on protecting their little family.
They get told Revivebur is planning to get Dream out of prison. They nod and go about their days, silently processing this information.
The people of the sever don't see the days spent in the blistering Nether, finding and conquering strongholds.
They don't see sleepless nights full of whispered promises of safety or the afternoons spent in the cool mines grinding for materials.
They don't nights spent hunched over brewing stands, hushed conversations and the background sounds of the night the only things keeping them company.
What they do see is a stockpile of weapons, armor and potions appearing and growing at an alarming rate over just a few days.
What they see is the tightness in their jaws, the sharpness in their replies, the light and careful way they hold themselves, like they're ready to sprint away soundlessly at the first sight of danger.
They're preparing. Not for war. Never again for war. They're preparing to defend themselves, but as kids raised in war they've learnt it's better to be too careful than risk being under-prepared.
Nothing comes out of Alivebur's promises and thinly-veiled threats, but they make sure to top off their pile every now and then. Just to be safe.
The three of them talk to those who actively seek out their company, never going to talk to others unless necessary. They make sure anybody who tries to hurt their little family, is shown just how vicious they can be. Just how much they can live up to the legacies that have been set before them.
Then one day Purpled stumbles into their house, injured and teary-eyed, shaking from fear and begging for shelter. Las Nevadas wasn't treating him well, Quackity took his manipulation and gaslighting to an extreme. He couldn't take it anymore, so he grabbed some steak, plus whatever he had on him and ran under the cover of nightfall. He didn't have armor, so the mobs got to him.
Tommy forgot Purpled was like them.
Ranboo forgot he was also a kid, shoved into several situations he shouldn't be in.
Tubbo forgot Quackity was manipulative.
Ranboo is left to deal with his wounds and try to comfort him the best he could he had a lot of experience, after the nights Tommy and Tubbo's would wake up screaming and crying.
Tommy and Tubbo try to figure out what to do, out of Purpled's earshot. They'd been hurt so many times before, so they're wary of anyone and everyone new. Trusting people had never helped the three of them before. What if he just wants to gain their trust to break them? It wouldn't be the first time.
But they also saw the way he apologized for the slightest things, and flinched at the slightest noise. They saw his eyes darting towards the doors and windows, afraid for something he couldn't fathom.
They saw the telltale signs of manipulation and abuse, the same signs they all showed, and knew they couldn't just leave him there. They had to be what no one ever was for them, and what they now are for each other. Family.
None of them are quite sure when or how it happened. Purpled became part of their little group. His sharp mouth, intelligence and skill in battle fit in well with them, like he filled a spot they didn't even know they were missing.
Purpled became an official resident of Snowchester, and officially under their protection.
Quackity didn't bother them, because if there was one thing he knew about them, it was that they would die and kill for their own. Purpled is now one of their own, and hell would be raised on him if he touched them.
I call this their Technoblade arc.
@icantthinkofacreativeurl
Dream SMP Evil Bench Trio AU cuz I was inspired by some animatics I watched on Youtube.
So basic run down:
Ranboo: A shapeshifting dreamon who runs a casino and thinks that wearing heels is an aesthetic. He’s also the leader of the trio.
Tubbo: The bee boy who has a superiority complex and will not hesitate to dropkick you.
Tommy: An annoying, loud, brash but serious-minded Vex hybrid who’s obsessed with arson.
They’re villains and they have decided to make it everyone’s problem. World domination is their slogan.
Drew some MCYT fanart for an AU!!
Said AU belongs to Gumii Yumii on YouTube so go give them some LOVE. Here's a playlist of the AU vids they made!
*tips hat* m’laria
1 note = 1 hug for Loki
I hate how they NEVER mentioned Pietro again
Honestly my ray of sunshine deserved better. He genuinenly gave his life for the avengers, for a group of peolpe he barely knew and people are really out here acting like he didn’t exist and that hurts smh
Loki, smiling: I like this kid.
Loki: “Ladies and gentleman” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Peter, nodding: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic.
Mina: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MIDORIYA!!!
Jirou: All men except Midoriya.
Momo: Agreed
Uraraka: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me, judge my decisions, and treat me like I'm inferior
Hagakure: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me and judge my decisions
Momo: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me
Mina: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk
Jirou: Petition to make men illegal
I know i probably shouldnt have but i laughed so hard at this.
Todoroki Shouto : So what's the deal with YOUR family situation? Why isn't your father around?
Midoriya Izuku : [sigh] See, it's like this. When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said/
Todoroki Shouto : "Son, when you grow up/"
Midoriya Izuku : No, he said "Izuku, watch out for that cello player!!!" And then the assassin took out an AK-47 from his cello case and shot my father 37 times. What on Earth is wrong with you?
Ford: You know that according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive?
Everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*
He aint even a person hes a dorito
Bill: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no.