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[Court hearing]

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Stan: No.

Judge:

Jury:

Judge, whispering: What now?

Like/reblog if it’s the purest thing you have ever seen.

*smashing like/reblog button*

He will probably steal the ice cream then burn the cart down

He’ll do both

Is there a story like this???? If there is any recomendations???

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BREAKING: local sunshine boy has TWO (2) goth bfs, somehow

Minus bakugo

Midoriya: *gets excited and starts mumbling 300 words a minute*

Literally anyone who has talked to him for 2 minutes:

can’t argue with these facts

This spot the difference are getting harder and harder

Adorable

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Aizawa: Wait... never mind fuck him.

Mina: Hey Aizawa-sensei

Aizawa: Yes?

Mina: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Where’s Mineta?

This scares me

Uraraka: I’m sorry! I just couldn’t keep my feelings to myself any longer!

Uraraka: Please accept my gift and go out with me!

Mina: Wait a minute! I was going to confess to him first!

Tsuyu: I thought I told you guys that I liked him, kero

Momo: I’m sorry but I like him too, his charming personality is what drew my attention.

Hagakure: I’ve had a crush on him all year!

Jirou: Yeah I’ve noticed you sneaking into his room and stealing his clothes

Jirou: So who are you going to choose, Mineta?

Tsu: *Kero*

dekusquad responding to being stabbed by a knife

Iida: that is completely unorthodox and i must report you for this.

Todoroki: that’s fair.

Uraraka: do you know how much i could get for this, why would you just throw it.

Deku: *muttering and furiously taking notes on their technique*

Same

“well no point in going now” literally me

literally went from having a perfect attendance to just not caring and calling off for the most minimal things lmao

I love all you guys sm! You all mean the world to me! ❤️❤️

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the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Loki picking up Peter: This is my child now

loki: i am loki of asgard and i am burdened with glorious-

tony: power?

steve: evil?

loki: ...

peter: hair?

Peter Parker: Me to

Watching Steve and Tony Argue

Peter Parker: This is bad.

Loki: I know.

Loki: I wish we had popcorn.

Chase: Can I help?

Adam and Bree: screaming

Donald: Is there a reason the kitchen sink is on fire?

Leo and Janelle, excitedly: SCIENCE!!!

Donald: Fair enough.

Leo: I didn’t used to understand why Douglas got so emotional over Chopped, but the first episode I watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and I clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed.

Marcus: I could kill you if I wanted.

Leo: Yeah? So could another person. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck!

Marcus:

Leo: You aren’t special.

You can do that???

Leo: Wait, some people really go round living their lives without hyperfixating on fiction?

Kaz: Sounds fake, but okay.

Chase: Okay, now let’s actually go to sleep.

Bree:

Kaz:

Skylar:

Oliver:

Kaz: The snack that smiles back~

All: Goldfish- DAMMIT KAZ

Kaz: :)

Leo: How much does a soul cost?

Leo: Cuz I feel like we should get one for Perry.

Bree: No one say anything negative today. I’m done.

Leo: Electrons.

Bree: I will kick your ass.

Game Show Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Donald: Orange.

Host:

Leo: What.

Donald: I panicked…

Bree: YOU HAVE THREE PHDS WHAT THE HELL???

Leo: [hands him the swear jar]

Douglas, slowly spinning around in a chair: I’ve been expecting you…

Chair: [continues to spin]

Douglas: Wait, no-

Chair: [spins even faster]

Douglas: shitSHITSHI-

Douglas: [tries to stop spinning, grabs his desk, and falls out of the chair]

Peter: Good one Mr. Loki

Tony: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Steve: …I did. I broke it.

Tony: No. No you didn’t. Wilson?

Sam: Don’t look at me. Look at Barnes.

Bucky: What? I didn’t break it.

Sam: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Bucky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Sam: Suspicious.

Bucky: No it’s not!

Scott: If it matters, probably not, but Wanda was the last one to use it.

Wanda: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Scott: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Wanda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Scott!

Steve: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tony.

Tony: No! Who broke it!?

Bucky: Stark…Nat’s been awfully quiet.

Natasha: Really?

Me to

Loki: I love games that turn people against each other.

Rhodey: I could literally kill you right now

Tony: Yeah? So could another human

Rhodey:

Tony: So could a dog

Rhodey:

Tony: So could a dedicated duck

Rhodey:

Tony: You’re not special, Rhodey