Loki Picking Up Peter: This Is My Child Now

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Game Show Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Donald: Orange.

Host:

Leo: What.

Donald: I panicked…

Bree: YOU HAVE THREE PHDS WHAT THE HELL???

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BREAKING: local sunshine boy has TWO (2) goth bfs, somehow

Peter: Good one Mr. Loki

Tony: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Steve: …I did. I broke it.

Tony: No. No you didn’t. Wilson?

Sam: Don’t look at me. Look at Barnes.

Bucky: What? I didn’t break it.

Sam: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Bucky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Sam: Suspicious.

Bucky: No it’s not!

Scott: If it matters, probably not, but Wanda was the last one to use it.

Wanda: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Scott: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Wanda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Scott!

Steve: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tony.

Tony: No! Who broke it!?

Bucky: Stark…Nat’s been awfully quiet.

Natasha: Really?

Natasha: Who hurt you?

Peter: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Natasha: ...Yes, actually.

Ford: You know that according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive?

Everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

1 note = 1 hug for Loki

Minus bakugo

Midoriya: *gets excited and starts mumbling 300 words a minute*

Literally anyone who has talked to him for 2 minutes: