Natasha: Who Hurt You?

Yes yes he is

Pepper: Today I've learnt that basically all the Avengers are irritating barn animals

Tony: Excuse me, this is a very generalising statement you're making here

Pepper: Note that I said 'basically'

Tony: Aw, thanks

Pepper: Peter is an innocent bean

Minus bakugo

Midoriya: *gets excited and starts mumbling 300 words a minute*

Literally anyone who has talked to him for 2 minutes:

This person is disgusting you shouldn’t judge people by there sexuality please reblog

Please. Please please please read this and reblog!

If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling and read this. This is not a fucking joke.

If you cant read this, here it is: 

If you don’t remember Sophie M Herold, she is a German girl, who is extremely homophobic and transphobic. She has found out LGBTQ persons names, addresses, personal info etc. And set up her own database. Her intentions with this are harmful.

She is sending out this information, your information, your best friends information, someone you love and care about. She’s sending it to hate groups, malicious people, people with bad intentions. And if you think I’m blowing this out of proportion, people have been kicked out of homes, disowned by families and even MURDERED. Yes, murdered. Innocent people who have done nothing but love. She has had numerous blogs and each have been removed. Tumblr staff are aware of her, and as far as I’m aware she currently doesn’t have a blog, but this does not mean she isn’t still on peoples tumblrs, asking via anon where you live, what your name is. An email I received today. She’s sending out information of same sex couples with children so the children can be kidnapped. She entitled it “Time to strike back”. If that doesn’t suggest harmful intentions I don’t know what does. Please be extremely careful what you post on tumblr, on twitter, facebook, anywhere. Do NOT give out your full name or your address, or even the town in which you live. Look out for one another, and don’t answer any suspicious anons. Especially if they use your name in quotation marks. Sophie M Herold is still out there, she always will be, so please spead this message and warn people. She’s attacking in silence. We don’t need more people dying because of her actions.

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This disgusting excuse of a human being of needs to stop, but the only way it can be stopped is if you spread this! Please, be aware of any suspicious people or anons asking for personal information. It can get you or your loved ones in SERIOUS DANGER. Thank you.

This scares me

Uraraka: I’m sorry! I just couldn’t keep my feelings to myself any longer!

Uraraka: Please accept my gift and go out with me!

Mina: Wait a minute! I was going to confess to him first!

Tsuyu: I thought I told you guys that I liked him, kero

Momo: I’m sorry but I like him too, his charming personality is what drew my attention.

Hagakure: I’ve had a crush on him all year!

Jirou: Yeah I’ve noticed you sneaking into his room and stealing his clothes

Jirou: So who are you going to choose, Mineta?

Peter: I’ve always been a little anxious

Peter: And then I died

Peter: That did not calm me down

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape from something that you hate

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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Rhodey: I could literally kill you right now

Tony: Yeah? So could another human

Rhodey:

Tony: So could a dog

Rhodey:

Tony: So could a dedicated duck

Rhodey:

Tony: You’re not special, Rhodey

Peter: Good one Mr. Loki

Tony: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Steve: …I did. I broke it.

Tony: No. No you didn’t. Wilson?

Sam: Don’t look at me. Look at Barnes.

Bucky: What? I didn’t break it.

Sam: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Bucky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Sam: Suspicious.

Bucky: No it’s not!

Scott: If it matters, probably not, but Wanda was the last one to use it.

Wanda: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Scott: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Wanda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Scott!

Steve: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tony.

Tony: No! Who broke it!?

Bucky: Stark…Nat’s been awfully quiet.

Natasha: Really?

Max: I ain’t fucking leaving bitch

“We gotta make your last week at camp your BEST week at camp!”

[Court hearing]

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Stan: No.

Judge:

Jury:

Judge, whispering: What now?