Peter: Good One Mr. Loki

This scares me

Uraraka: I’m sorry! I just couldn’t keep my feelings to myself any longer!

Uraraka: Please accept my gift and go out with me!

Mina: Wait a minute! I was going to confess to him first!

Tsuyu: I thought I told you guys that I liked him, kero

Momo: I’m sorry but I like him too, his charming personality is what drew my attention.

Hagakure: I’ve had a crush on him all year!

Jirou: Yeah I’ve noticed you sneaking into his room and stealing his clothes

Jirou: So who are you going to choose, Mineta?

Loki, smiling: I like this kid.

Loki: “Ladies and gentleman” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Peter, nodding: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic.

Rhodey: I could literally kill you right now

Tony: Yeah? So could another human

Rhodey:

Tony: So could a dog

Rhodey:

Tony: So could a dedicated duck

Rhodey:

Tony: You’re not special, Rhodey

Game Show Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Donald: Orange.

Host:

Leo: What.

Donald: I panicked…

Bree: YOU HAVE THREE PHDS WHAT THE HELL???

Yes yes he is

Pepper: Today I've learnt that basically all the Avengers are irritating barn animals

Tony: Excuse me, this is a very generalising statement you're making here

Pepper: Note that I said 'basically'

Tony: Aw, thanks

Pepper: Peter is an innocent bean

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You can do that???

Leo: Wait, some people really go round living their lives without hyperfixating on fiction?

Kaz: Sounds fake, but okay.

Ford: You know that according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive?

Everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

Leo: I didn’t used to understand why Douglas got so emotional over Chopped, but the first episode I watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and I clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed.