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I can see this happening

Tony: ARE YOU-

Peter: Fucking

Tony: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Peter: Fucking

Tony: IDIOT!

Natasha: ...What was that?

Peter: Steve banned Tony from swearing, so I’m helping him out

Sam: Have you ever met someone who is academically smart, but simultaneously the dumbest person alive?

Everyone: [Slowly turns to Peter]

Yes yes he is

Pepper: Today I've learnt that basically all the Avengers are irritating barn animals

Tony: Excuse me, this is a very generalising statement you're making here

Pepper: Note that I said 'basically'

Tony: Aw, thanks

Pepper: Peter is an innocent bean

Peter: Loki's an angel, he helped me with my homework

Steve: Loki is essentially a demon from the depths of hell

Ned: This was almost a great idea

Peter: You just described 90% of our work

Flash: What’s wrong with you?

Peter: Off the op of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of parental figures, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety

Peter: I’ve always been a little anxious

Peter: And then I died

Peter: That did not calm me down

Steve: When I was your age we didn’t have cell phones

Peter: Yeah but you had other cool stuff

Tony: Like dinosaurs and Moses

Nick Fury: I called you. 7 times.

Peter : I watched it ring

Peter : 7 times

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape from something that you hate

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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