Sam: Have you ever met someone who is academically smart, but simultaneously the dumbest person alive?
Everyone: [Slowly turns to Peter]
Like/reblog if it’s the purest thing you have ever seen.
*smashing like/reblog button*
Ned: This was almost a great idea
Peter: You just described 90% of our work
Natasha: Who hurt you?
Peter: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Natasha: ...Yes, actually.
This scares me
Uraraka: I’m sorry! I just couldn’t keep my feelings to myself any longer!
Uraraka: Please accept my gift and go out with me!
Mina: Wait a minute! I was going to confess to him first!
Tsuyu: I thought I told you guys that I liked him, kero
Momo: I’m sorry but I like him too, his charming personality is what drew my attention.
Hagakure: I’ve had a crush on him all year!
Jirou: Yeah I’ve noticed you sneaking into his room and stealing his clothes
Jirou: So who are you going to choose, Mineta?
Mina: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MIDORIYA!!!
Jirou: All men except Midoriya.
Momo: Agreed
Uraraka: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me, judge my decisions, and treat me like I'm inferior
Hagakure: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me and judge my decisions
Momo: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me
Mina: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk
Jirou: Petition to make men illegal
Dream SMP Evil Bench Trio AU cuz I was inspired by some animatics I watched on Youtube.
So basic run down:
Ranboo: A shapeshifting dreamon who runs a casino and thinks that wearing heels is an aesthetic. He’s also the leader of the trio.
Tubbo: The bee boy who has a superiority complex and will not hesitate to dropkick you.
Tommy: An annoying, loud, brash but serious-minded Vex hybrid who’s obsessed with arson.
They’re villains and they have decided to make it everyone’s problem. World domination is their slogan.
Villain!Bench Trio
TNT!Init
Tub!bee
Casino!boo
BREAKING: local sunshine boy has TWO (2) goth bfs, somehow
I love all you guys sm! You all mean the world to me! ❤️❤️
Loki picking up Peter: This is my child now
loki: i am loki of asgard and i am burdened with glorious-
tony: power?
steve: evil?
loki: ...
peter: hair?