Villain!Bench Trio
TNT!Init
Tub!bee
Casino!boo
This spot the difference are getting harder and harder
Ford: You know that according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive?
Everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*
Tsu: *Kero*
dekusquad responding to being stabbed by a knife
Iida: that is completely unorthodox and i must report you for this.
Todoroki: that’s fair.
Uraraka: do you know how much i could get for this, why would you just throw it.
Deku: *muttering and furiously taking notes on their technique*
Aizawa: Wait... never mind fuck him.
Mina: Hey Aizawa-sensei
Aizawa: Yes?
Mina: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Aizawa:
Aizawa: Where’s Mineta?
Peter: Good one Mr. Loki
Tony: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Steve: …I did. I broke it.
Tony: No. No you didn’t. Wilson?
Sam: Don’t look at me. Look at Barnes.
Bucky: What? I didn’t break it.
Sam: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Bucky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Sam: Suspicious.
Bucky: No it’s not!
Scott: If it matters, probably not, but Wanda was the last one to use it.
Wanda: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Scott: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Wanda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Scott!
Steve: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tony.
Tony: No! Who broke it!?
Bucky: Stark…Nat’s been awfully quiet.
Natasha: Really?
Adorable
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Mina: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MIDORIYA!!!
Jirou: All men except Midoriya.
Momo: Agreed
Uraraka: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me, judge my decisions, and treat me like I'm inferior
Hagakure: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me and judge my decisions
Momo: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk to me
Mina: Petition to make it illegal for men to talk
Jirou: Petition to make men illegal
I know i probably shouldnt have but i laughed so hard at this.
Todoroki Shouto : So what's the deal with YOUR family situation? Why isn't your father around?
Midoriya Izuku : [sigh] See, it's like this. When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said/
Todoroki Shouto : "Son, when you grow up/"
Midoriya Izuku : No, he said "Izuku, watch out for that cello player!!!" And then the assassin took out an AK-47 from his cello case and shot my father 37 times. What on Earth is wrong with you?
Dream SMP Evil Bench Trio AU cuz I was inspired by some animatics I watched on Youtube.
So basic run down:
Ranboo: A shapeshifting dreamon who runs a casino and thinks that wearing heels is an aesthetic. He’s also the leader of the trio.
Tubbo: The bee boy who has a superiority complex and will not hesitate to dropkick you.
Tommy: An annoying, loud, brash but serious-minded Vex hybrid who’s obsessed with arson.
They’re villains and they have decided to make it everyone’s problem. World domination is their slogan.