I Know I Probably Shouldnt Have But I Laughed So Hard At This.

Sam: Have you ever met someone who is academically smart, but simultaneously the dumbest person alive?

Everyone: [Slowly turns to Peter]

Minus bakugo

Midoriya: *gets excited and starts mumbling 300 words a minute*

Literally anyone who has talked to him for 2 minutes:

Leo: How much does a soul cost?

Leo: Cuz I feel like we should get one for Perry.

Don’t tell me what to do

Tsu: *Kero*

dekusquad responding to being stabbed by a knife

Iida: that is completely unorthodox and i must report you for this.

Todoroki: that’s fair.

Uraraka: do you know how much i could get for this, why would you just throw it.

Deku: *muttering and furiously taking notes on their technique*

Ford: You know that according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive?

Everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

Nick Fury: I called you. 7 times.

Peter : I watched it ring

Peter : 7 times

Yes yes he is

Pepper: Today I've learnt that basically all the Avengers are irritating barn animals

Tony: Excuse me, this is a very generalising statement you're making here

Pepper: Note that I said 'basically'

Tony: Aw, thanks

Pepper: Peter is an innocent bean

wilbur: but i get to decide the name. cummie squad.

tommy: wilbur when my mum asks me what i was doing tonight and i say i was participating in cummie squad with a 23 year old man how do you think she’ll feel then?

Steve: When I was your age we didn’t have cell phones

Peter: Yeah but you had other cool stuff

Tony: Like dinosaurs and Moses