I’m Pretty Sure This Is Tommy Not Dream

[Court hearing]

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Stan: No.

Judge:

Jury:

Judge, whispering: What now?

Peter Parker: Me to

Watching Steve and Tony Argue

Peter Parker: This is bad.

Loki: I know.

Loki: I wish we had popcorn.

wilbur: but i get to decide the name. cummie squad.

tommy: wilbur when my mum asks me what i was doing tonight and i say i was participating in cummie squad with a 23 year old man how do you think she’ll feel then?

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape from something that you hate

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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Yes yes he is

Pepper: Today I've learnt that basically all the Avengers are irritating barn animals

Tony: Excuse me, this is a very generalising statement you're making here

Pepper: Note that I said 'basically'

Tony: Aw, thanks

Pepper: Peter is an innocent bean

1 note = 1 hug for Loki

This spot the difference are getting harder and harder

Loki, smiling: I like this kid.

Loki: “Ladies and gentleman” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Peter, nodding: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic.

Natasha: Who hurt you?

Peter: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Natasha: ...Yes, actually.

Quackity popping out of no where: YOU CAN CALL THAT MENTAL FREEZE

Ranboo: when these people talk to much

Tommy: PUT THAT SHIT IN SLOW MOTION

Wilbur: yeah I deal like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy

Techno: What the fuck

tubbo: phil what do you know about rolling down in the deep?

phil: when your brain goes numb?

tubbo: when your brain goes numb.