Quackity Popping Out Of No Where: YOU CAN CALL THAT MENTAL FREEZE

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Peter: I’ve always been a little anxious

Peter: And then I died

Peter: That did not calm me down

I know i probably shouldnt have but i laughed so hard at this.

Todoroki Shouto : So what's the deal with YOUR family situation? Why isn't your father around?

Midoriya Izuku : [sigh] See, it's like this. When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said/

Todoroki Shouto : "Son, when you grow up/"

Midoriya Izuku : No, he said "Izuku, watch out for that cello player!!!" And then the assassin took out an AK-47 from his cello case and shot my father 37 times. What on Earth is wrong with you?

Sam: Have you ever met someone who is academically smart, but simultaneously the dumbest person alive?

Everyone: [Slowly turns to Peter]

Ford: You know that according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive?

Everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

He aint even a person hes a dorito

Bill: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no.

Ned: This was almost a great idea

Peter: You just described 90% of our work

Max: I ain’t fucking leaving bitch

“We gotta make your last week at camp your BEST week at camp!”

Peter: Loki's an angel, he helped me with my homework

Steve: Loki is essentially a demon from the depths of hell