Coming Out

Bitch-boi-death, ya-bitch-death, ya-boi-bitch I can’t read any of these without know that they are all me in real life

replace one word of your url with bitch

Don’t say that in front of all my 1 (one) internet friends. They’ll think I have feelings or something.

Boyfriends aren’t allowed to follow me get out you’ll see all my slut posts

I just wanted to share with all of you what happened to me today - rip me and my sanity

Use with ur otps people pleASE I’ll cry that would be hilarious

Fair.. but I want to steal people’s gender for long does hair and piercings, though being skinny would be fun.

are they hot or are they just skinny. do they have great style or are they just skinny. do you want their gender or are they just skinny.

more “grown up” books should be illustrated. i want PICTURES FUCK DAMMIT

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

Anyone play among us?

CHINCHILLA?????