“u Shouldn’t Use Ur Phone While It’s Charging” And Napoleon Shouldn’t Have Tried To Invade

Yknow, that’s fair

Technically. They are called the Virginia Opossum.

i should not have to work during pride month and also i should get paid for every single hour of it

okay time to sit in the dark like a creature or else my brain will explode

I now identify as a collectors item, please take care of me and put me in a small air tight box so the lead paint on my skin doesn’t kill you but you can still look at me and be proud of me for existing.

I swear to Christ I heard about this game in 6th grade and now I’m going into 9th grade and I’m back to thinking about this FUCKED UP, MESS of a game.

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

If we on the floor, you know we’re fighting bitch. When was the last time we layer on a floor and didn’t immediately start chucking shit?

mutuals to lie on the floor with