He Had Plans...

so i made something

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

MARVEL PLAYLISTS MASTERLIST :)

last updated • april 18 - 2021 •

HAVE A NEW AND IMPROVED MASTERLIST!!! (APRIL 30)

- self explanatory; reader always getting her ass cheated on by natasha djanfmamf

- you were one of the blip’s victims, 5 years that your natasha yearned for you to no avail, but then there was a second chance to make you come back, even if it meant her last breath. she plummeted to her death with a grin bigger than herself knowing full well you’ll meet again upon heavens pearly gates.

- yelena belova has many titles; little pale spider, white widow, super-adaptoid, but none superior to being called your girlfriend.

- yelena tries really hard to be cool, but c’mon, you’re giving her THE puppy dog eyes for a little road trip and she’s buzzing! aka the time yelena makes you a playlist for a car trip!

- you and wanda we’re everything, until it wasn’t.

- pietro django maximoff; you can’t even tell which runs first, his feet or his mouth. as sarcastic, bit aggravating as he can be, that’s your beautiful selfless (conscious) boyfriend!

- a short thing for carol danvers, as i can seriously imagine her having a karaoke night with her friends, nothing happening, but still, you think of her decades later while you look at that damn brown leather jacket.

- carol danvers is THE baddest b*tch the mcu can have, and sadly they can’t handle that. this is for when your also feeling a little cocky and powerful :)

- sharon carter is not the same agent 13 that was left behind by captain america, she’s runs deep in madripool, but not alone. in other words, a «sharon carter fucks you every night like it’s her last» playlist!

- the time captain america decided his love for drawings, wars, and peggy carter where much more than you.

Maya Bishop stood up to her father.

The man who taught her the only thing that mattered was the finish line, who denied her love and rest, and kindness, made her believe she didn't deserve those things.

She had enough.

"No more from you."

Because Maya found something worth more than any achievement or medal, she found happiness and she found love and I am so proud of her.

Carson: Can I be frank with you guys?

Jess: Sure, but I don’t know how changing your name is gonna help.

Shirley: Can I still be Shirley?

Maybelle: Shh! Let Frank speak.

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐈𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬

Black Widow

Like on reblog 🥀

✧ CHRIS EVANS attends the Special Screening of “The Gray Man” in Berlin (July 18, 2022)