It Rained A Lot That Spring

breathe in the wild 🌿

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Snail Plush Sewing Patterns // Choly Knight

Slither Wings Flower Field

Icy grounds 🧊 🐈‍⬛ 🌈

Ernst Steiner

People act like having a blorbo is pointless, 'oh it's just for fun', no, a blorbo is useful, my blorbo Matt is the reason the guy trying to sell me solar panels left me alone, 'I'm sorry, my husband matt does all the mathy energy things and reno, i'm too busy looking after our son (a dog) but i'll tell him about you guys'

'But pasta,' you say, 'my blorbo is a celebrity'

No one's checking your marriage certificate, stop being a coward, my husband tom suddenly developed celiacs and needed Special Bread Sold Elsewhere when a clerk at target tried to upsell me bread during a snowstorm and all i wanted was the bread at the store next door, tom is also the reason i can't take flyers he is very clean you see and if i bring home more paper after the great gluten paper stack incident of 2017, he will be mad and our children (cats) hate it when we argue about paper

i have a blorbo for every scenario, present a problem to me and i shuffle them like a pack of little cards before playing the perfect blorbo, i apologize ma'am i can't take out another credit card, my husband Din lost his entire family to a credit company and thus i cannot make use of your credit card, i must respect his wishes and retain harmony for the sake of our son (a snake)

Be bold, use your blorbo, let nothing stop you

Barney, snoozing on a hilltop, in the summer of 2009. 

tis the season

storyteller

sometimes I forget that I'm just a teenager writing a webcomic in my spare time, so I shouldn't hold myself to the same standards as, say, a feature film with an entire team of professional writers, or Hiromu Arakawa. Writing flawed stories is okay, and even necessary in order to write better ones :)

(if you want to read aforementioned amateur webcomic...)

Bullfinch mounted mouse barbarian.

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