When You Wake Up And Text Her And She Acts Like A Puppy When You Get Home From Work.

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Guys it’s been 2 minutes and she hasn’t responded I miss her god is cruel

zoro in opla: I guess I’ll join you…………….*goes thru a near death experience where he wakes up to luffy saying he needs him* you are my captain & I am your loyal and devoted first mate I would die for you I will never disappoint you again I will follow you like a weary traveler to a flame I —

zoro in the anime/manga, within a week: ha ha ha you’re the son of the devil! sure I’ll float around in a dinghy with you aimlessly for weeks! yes I’ll carry a cage that took five men to move while bleeding out from a massive wound for you! sure I’d die for you! of course we’ll follow our dreams together!

You just admitted to wanting to kill people, killing people is not ok fucknuts, also about the thing that criminals ignore laws, yes they do, I acknowledged that fact and you’re simply too much of a dumbass to make a good counterpoint, fun fact, the only gun related death in Britain in like the last 20 years was by a guy WHO MADE IT AT HOME BECAUSE HE COULDNT BUY ONE, ITS ALMOST LIKE LAWS AND REGULATIONS MAKE IT HARDER FOR CRIMINALS TO COMMIT CRIME, if we applied your logic to every law nothing would be illegal, to be pro gun is to be pro murder, to be pro gun is admitting that you’re too much or a dumbass to look at evidence, tell me this fucknuts, what’s your solution to the mass shooting problem if you’re so smart

ALSO GUNS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

Like completely, cops shouldn’t have them no one should have them, they’re used to kill, not for defense not to protect something but to kill people. There have been more mass shootings in 2024 then there are days in 2024 so far. That’s inexcusable. Oh but the criminals will just find a way to get them anyway, maybe, doesn’t mean we have to make it easy for them, also every mass shooting in America was done by people who got the guns legally, it’s almost like laws do something, and for the whole they’ll get guns from Mexico thing, 90 percent of the guns in Mexico are from America, and sure gun violence is potentially more prominent in places with stricter gun control, they get the guns from other states with worse gun control, and when you have a gun and no one else does that leads to some deaths, and for those who say what about if the government becomes tyrannical and we have to fight back, ideally they wouldn’t have guns either but also you really think you’re going to win against the drones and bombs and nukes and tanks and weapons of destruction that could wipe out cities in seconds, if you support the idea of people having guns then you support the idea of people being shot

Remember, they only win when you give up, don’t let them win

Thinking about that time a so called friend said “Sorry I literally cannot imagine you ever having sex sorry if that sounded rude I love you,”

early bonding experiences or st idk 👬

“is it ok for mutuals to dm u” there are some mutuals i’d fuck if they asked come on now

Trans girls will be like "I'm not THAT pretty" and then send you a selfie that makes Helen of Troy look like a Fallout ghoul.

OH MY GOD! EXTREME VENOMVERSE #4 JUST INTRODUCED A MAGICAL GIRL VERSION OF VENOM! LOOK AT HER!

oh so when the final boss‘s phase transitions, gamers love it, but when I, a trans woman,

ALSO GUNS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

Like completely, cops shouldn’t have them no one should have them, they’re used to kill, not for defense not to protect something but to kill people. There have been more mass shootings in 2024 then there are days in 2024 so far. That’s inexcusable. Oh but the criminals will just find a way to get them anyway, maybe, doesn’t mean we have to make it easy for them, also every mass shooting in America was done by people who got the guns legally, it’s almost like laws do something, and for the whole they’ll get guns from Mexico thing, 90 percent of the guns in Mexico are from America, and sure gun violence is potentially more prominent in places with stricter gun control, they get the guns from other states with worse gun control, and when you have a gun and no one else does that leads to some deaths, and for those who say what about if the government becomes tyrannical and we have to fight back, ideally they wouldn’t have guns either but also you really think you’re going to win against the drones and bombs and nukes and tanks and weapons of destruction that could wipe out cities in seconds, if you support the idea of people having guns then you support the idea of people being shot

Remember, they only win when you give up, don’t let them win