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My teacher is wearing a blue scarf. GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS A MAJESTIC BLUE SCARF

if anyone asks why link and zelda are qpr im shoving this in their face. qpr zelink fucking fight me on it. i can and will go down with this ship.

TOTK: Failure

Waittt this makes so much sense lol

I wasn’t going to say anything but people keep bringing it up so listen. LISTEN.

THIS IS NOT CENSORED OOCCA. IT’S HOW SKY IS PICTURING IT FROM TWILIGHT’S DESCRIPTION.

This is Sky imagining what Twilight is describing.

Of course it doesn’t look exactly like an Oocca, Sky has only Twilight’s vague description to go off of. Twilight says it’s got a bird body like a cucco, and a longer neck and a person head. That’s it. That’s probably what I would picture too if I didn’t know what the Oocca look like! You wouldn’t know they have... uh, you know. Everything else. Because Twilight didn’t mention it.

And if you look at an actual picture of an Oocca too, you can see the one Sky is picturing is missing other details too; the facial structure is more masculine, the nose is too big and it appears to have actual eyebrows, and it’s got cheekbones too. They’re not supposed to be the same. It’s just Sky’s weird mental image of what Twilight told him.

okay thank you mild rant over

Wild is about to get the Time rant of a lifetime but he’ll be cackling inside the whole time

In Wild’s Hyrule, Wild decided to start fake coughing, and he fell on the floor and he was screaming in “pain,” and then on the Sheikah Slate, he teleported to a shrine nearby:

They were walking the dueling peaks. “Wild you’re Hyrule is truly beautiful” Time smiles. Wild wasn’t paying attention, he had his eyes on a shrine. Wild coughs and leans against the mountain “F-fuck” he says as he coughs more, he falls to his knees. Warriors runs over “Champion! Hey, Look at me!” He panics, but he’s keeping calm. “Where does it hurt?” He holds Wild up by his shoulders. “Feels like-” cough “I getting ripped to shreds…” Wild says in faux pain. “Hey listen to me, you’re going to be okay” Warriors shakes him lightly. Suddenly Wild’s hands turn bright blue, then his arms, soon his entire body was bright blue, his body turns into blue string as it floats up. “WILD!?” Twilight runs over “FUCK!”. “What happened?” Wind looks over. “What the- Captain what-” Time walks over. “He- he just disappeared- I don’t know-” Warriors shakes “What- what happened-”. Captain burties his face in his hands. “Oi! Up here!” Wild yells, everyone looks up and sighs, however the old man is fuming. “WILD GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE” Time screams. “Shit-” Wild takes out his sheikah slate “how ‘bout no! I’ll see you in Hateno! Just fallow the path you’ll find a stable there!” he teleports again.

Silly Game Time: Tell us all a dumb joke! If English isn't your first language, feel free to tell us one in your first language! (I'd almost prefer that, in fact.)

Ooh this one might lean more into riddle territory but I thought it was hilarious as a kid.

How do you get out of a room with a window and a mirror but no exit?

*deep breath*

Youopenthewindowyouseewhatyousawyoutakethatsawyoucutthemirrorinhalftwohalvesmakeawholeyoujumpoutthehole (pronounced exactly how it looks).

is it cuz all these thoughts they make no sense

is it cuz i find bliss in ignorance

is it cuz nothing seems to go away

is it cuz it’s over and over again

is it like you're paranoid looking over your back

is it like a whirlwind inside of your head

is it like you can't stop what you're feeling within

is it like a face inside is right beneath your skin

I woke up with a slightly sore throat and 5 COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS ON MY FIC I POSTED YESTERDAY????? TYSM TO EVERYONE WHO LEFT KUDOS AND COMMENTS!!!!!

I've thought about this way too much so I think I'll just dump every single intelligent thought I've had in my life here. There's three main ideas that I have regarding this and you could really just pick and choose the ones you agree with most, choose one that makes the most sense, or say that they all happen at the same time. I'm just a rando on the internet. You don't have to pick up what I'm putting down.

Okay, first things first, the most obvious answer is that there's probably just been a whole lot of chaos going on since the Calamity first emerged 100 years before the events of BOTW and far beyond TOTK. The entire kingdom was decimated by the Calamity and most of Hyrule wasn't able to properly rebuild until the end of BOTW when Calamity Ganon's influence was sealed/destroyed. During this time, I'm pretty sure most people either thought Zelda was dead (don't trust me on this, I don't really remember for sure) or knew that she'd sealed herself inside Hyrule Castle but at that point, there isn't much they can do to recover her. Formalizing her title as a queen probably wasn't their priority or even much of a possibility until she returned. And that brings me to my second point.

So not only was it kind of impossible or at least not worth it to change Zelda's title during the Calamity but I also think there would have been bigger priorities after she returned. This is probably the closest to your theory, in which there's just been so much going on between BOTW and TOTK that no one's really been that concerned with Zelda becoming the official queen. In this new post-Calamity Hyrule, it's very likely that people just accept Zelda as some sort of a leader figure regardless of her title not only because she's the last of the living royal bloodline but she also basically saved them all by sealing Ganon. Between that level of respect and the fact that there's so much rebuilding and healing to do across Hyrule, I think it makes sense that everyone's got enough on their plates right now without dealing with authority figure dilemmas.

The last point is probably the most important one to me and it's that Zelda probably doesn't want to be so tied up in royalty and titles anymore. We can see in the flashbacks in BOTW that she clearly grew up her entire life not being given a choice in accepting her predestined fate. This fate essentially had two facets: being the next Princess Zelda in a long, long, long, line of descendants of the goddess, and being able to seal the Calamity Ganon. It isn't too much of a stretch to assume that she sees those two things as very tightly connected traumas. And after sealing Ganon, she's free. She is heavily implied in TOTK to be living as normal of a life as possible in Hateno. For the first time in her life, she has the freedom to be whoever she wants to be and do whatever she wants to do.

So yeah, I'd like to think that Zelda chooses to keep her old title not out of fear of responsibility but simply out of respect for the past and also chooses not to be Hyrule's queen because she knows that Hyrule is different now. She's changed and grown as a character and her role in leading Hyrule has also grown as the people she leads have changed over the 100 years she was stuck in Hyrule Castle. She will forever be 'Princess Zelda' to some people and 'just Zelda' to others and I think it's beautiful that she gets that second choice to live her life the way she wants to live it.

can anyone who knows the lore better tell me why (at least in the botw/totk era) princess zelda is still princess when technically she should be queen since king rhoam's death or does the ascension of royalty in this universe's monarchy different i'm genuinely curious

(i mean, i suppose, the events of botw and then totk might have been the reason why she isn't queen yet)

(also, on a completely different note, tell me why i saw someone on twt say that, and i quote, "link canon wise is christian")

the fact that ravioli means two things in this fandom: the former vice president of the 'i hate link' club or two rabbit boys kissing

I made a meme

From my old post

YOU GOT THIS!!!

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ok

If this gets um…

5k notes before June I’ll come out to my mom as genderfluid

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I’ll tag a few

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