Wild is about to get the Time rant of a lifetime but he’ll be cackling inside the whole time
In Wild’s Hyrule, Wild decided to start fake coughing, and he fell on the floor and he was screaming in “pain,” and then on the Sheikah Slate, he teleported to a shrine nearby:
They were walking the dueling peaks. “Wild you’re Hyrule is truly beautiful” Time smiles. Wild wasn’t paying attention, he had his eyes on a shrine. Wild coughs and leans against the mountain “F-fuck” he says as he coughs more, he falls to his knees. Warriors runs over “Champion! Hey, Look at me!” He panics, but he’s keeping calm. “Where does it hurt?” He holds Wild up by his shoulders. “Feels like-” cough “I getting ripped to shreds…” Wild says in faux pain. “Hey listen to me, you’re going to be okay” Warriors shakes him lightly. Suddenly Wild’s hands turn bright blue, then his arms, soon his entire body was bright blue, his body turns into blue string as it floats up. “WILD!?” Twilight runs over “FUCK!”. “What happened?” Wind looks over. “What the- Captain what-” Time walks over. “He- he just disappeared- I don’t know-” Warriors shakes “What- what happened-”. Captain burties his face in his hands. “Oi! Up here!” Wild yells, everyone looks up and sighs, however the old man is fuming. “WILD GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE” Time screams. “Shit-” Wild takes out his sheikah slate “how ‘bout no! I’ll see you in Hateno! Just fallow the path you’ll find a stable there!” he teleports again.
the master door does more damage than the master sword convince me otherwise
(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)
in reference to the chain fic
just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place
so @aaa-batteryy how crazy would it be if i showed up to school tomorrow with a bucket of ice water
congrats on the 350 followers!!! if you haven't received 5 art suggestions already, could i suggest something with Sky, Four, & Legend? --@uncleskyrule
I think those 2 should get to be mischievous, and Four I've decided would absolutely be their target because they're determined to get a reaction out of him lol
Thank you for requesting this!
Damn it must suck to be a swimmer
just spent 11.5hrs at one pool for a swim meet. ive only had a couple pieces of fruit and a slice of pizza this entire time. im going to go cry and die.
HELP I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST BEING REALLY DRAMATIC ALL THE TIME ABOUT CRUSHES IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭
I don’t wanna do monday but it’s monday now and im sad
new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want
*sigh*
I regret my life decisions. Who am I kidding no I don’t.
*sigh*
good fic > math test tomorrow
if i had a nickel for every time a character typically associated with the color green had recurring visions about monsters rising on a blood moon i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
lol I wasn't tagged but :D
5️⃣: Pixal and Zane are the definition of that side ship that everyone loves because they're just consistently amazing <3
My opinion: Dragons Rising is so amazing for doing the little things to explore the psychological toll that 16+ seasons of adventures had! Yay!
My friend Guplia wanted to be tagged in a game so I'm making one!😊
Rank the opinion of the previous reblog based on how much you agree, with 5️⃣ being strongly agree and 1️⃣ being strongly disagree (3️⃣ being neutral), then write your own!
No bullying please!
My opinion: Skybound was one of the best seasons of the show!🧞♂️
@guplia @daffodiria @timetravellingtelepath @nocturnal-nexu @greenamethyst-16 @nickelwick @jasperatedd
I know the actual reason why Wild has long hair in Linked Universe is because it makes him more recognizable and unique with the rest of the Chain but hear me out. What if he likes to keep it long because it reminds him of how long it’s been since before he died and woke up in the Shrine of Resurrection?
Like not only is there the fact that the length itself is an indicator of time but also since army protocol maybe had some regulations on hair length? It’s a reminder that he’s free now and even on the days it kills him to have to deal with it, he’ll gladly put up with it because it’s worth it to be able to look at his reflection and not see the lonely, crushingly anxious kid he remembers being before.
Hell yeah!!!
YYAYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE DID IT AGAIN YALL!!!
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