Penguin Talks To The Void - Blog Posts

*sigh*

I regret my life decisions. Who am I kidding no I don’t.

*sigh*

good fic > math test tomorrow

💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart, and if you get five back, you must be pretty awesome!!!💌

Thank youuuu!!!

never mind

good fic > math test tomorrow

rest in pieces to my ao3. it just ran a 503 error and is probably a sign that i should study for my math test tomorrow.

good fic > math test tomorrow

i have been fucking floored by this fic. please this math test could be deciding my grade but i cannot bring myself to care.

good fic > math test tomorrow

so apparently not all versions of quackadilioso are yuri? the way i learned it had flora and dora making out lol?

quackadilioso quack quack quack senorita your mama wants some pizza so give it to your teacher flora flora i saw you kissing dora say a one two three four five six seven eight nine TEN

good fic > math test tomorrow

I don’t wanna do monday but it’s monday now and im sad

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

I have officially out-fandomed my tumblr for you page. no algorithm can keep up with me MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:)

love when i see a ship that i don’t even ship and actively hate in a romantic context but in a qpr and suddenly everything’s okay and it’s cute and all is right in the world

please someone tell me the phrase “batting your eyes” is confusing af for you too. like bro chill out don’t go hitting yourself in the eyes with baseball bats as a flirting technique???

reading my whumptober stuff almost 6 months later and holy shit it’s like reading any other average fic on ao3. like the plot is meh the characterization is meh the GRAMMAR AND RUN ON SENTENCES are meh. dear ao3 gods please let my recent works be better than what i was posting back in october.

PART 2 IS OUT IN SEPTEMBER?????

I regret staying up until stupid o’clock to watch ninjago dragons rising season 3.

I regret staying up until stupid o’clock to watch ninjago dragons rising season 3.

Ninjago Dragons Rising season 3 is out now on Netflix.

headcanon that wild has sensory issues with hair and the texture of it sometimes but refuses to cut it because it’s also a source of so much pride and a reminder of how far he’s come since he woke up in the shrine of resurrection

i know a tag is niche when i can jumpscare myself with my own fic

Someone please hit me on the head with a reality check because the time blindness is telling me I can afford to procrastinate studying for AP tests which are currently 15 and 17 days away respectively.

pov it's 15 days before my ap bio test and 17 days before my ap css test. guess how much i've studied for either of them.

hint: if you add up all of the time, you get 0

bruh what do you mean i was 'acting like a hormonal teenager' at the family gathering. i did all of the smiling and small talk and not crying when my dad fucking broke my airpods case. oh the joys of having every single problem in my life labeled a 'dramatic teenage phase' fuck off.

I’d like to imagine that every Zelda game save file is just an alternate universe. So like there’s Tears of the Kingdom and in some universes (speedrunners) Link is a being capable of burning down the fabric of reality and reinventing physics because it’s a normal Tuesday and he will not let another incarnation of the same fucking dude he spent killed to save Zelda hurt her again. And then there’s an alternate universe where he sees a gloom hand for the first time and goes screw courage and yeets himself off Akkala Citadel Ruins and paraglides away as fast as humanly possible.

Yeah that second alternate universe is mine. I am never approaching one of those again. I didn’t even fight that thing and I am still terrified. I just saw the red sky and bolted for my life.

lol I was so confused why 'pumpkin soup stories' was doing better than 'skydiving safety 101' so I reread both of them and dang I was cooking with soup. like the pumpkin motif coming back at the end and my random moment of genius linking ss and botw/totk agriculture? for reference I spent like 7 hours writing skydiving and like 2 on soup. yes it's kind of sad.

I would like to tell everyone on this Monday morning/afternoon/evening (time zones are menaces) that you've got this!!!

them, a sophomore in high school: so what college, major, future job do you see yourself in?

me, a sophomore in high school: let's see if I can make it to tomorrow first, yeah?

crumb comics dump

yep i definitely am

I may be addicted to tumblr

I may be addicted to tumblr

what came first: the crushing anxiety or the people pleasing