I’d like to imagine that every Zelda game save file is just an alternate universe. So like there’s Tears of the Kingdom and in some universes (speedrunners) Link is a being capable of burning down the fabric of reality and reinventing physics because it’s a normal Tuesday and he will not let another incarnation of the same fucking dude he spent killed to save Zelda hurt her again. And then there’s an alternate universe where he sees a gloom hand for the first time and goes screw courage and yeets himself off Akkala Citadel Ruins and paraglides away as fast as humanly possible.
Yeah that second alternate universe is mine. I am never approaching one of those again. I didn’t even fight that thing and I am still terrified. I just saw the red sky and bolted for my life.
is it like you're paranoid looking over your back
is it like a whirlwind inside of your head
is it like you can't stop what you're feeling within
is it like a face inside is right beneath your skin
Bruh we have the same cold though??? Are you actually having bad symptoms rn?????
It seems I have caught my annual cold. Technically it isn’t bad at all but holy shit I hate this so much.
YES LEZGO THE ZELINK QPR HEADCANON
I need them to hug so bad you don't understand TwT
Zelink my beloved they're the qpr ever🥺
But what if… REVALI’S GALE + BULLET TIME + BOMB ARROW SPAM
find a man who's love language is also an obsession with blowing things up
I feel called out and I’m not even in the fandom
when you stress so hard about having school tomorrow you have to draw mafuyu asahina
I don’t wanna do monday but it’s monday now and im sad
new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want
It seems I have caught my annual cold. Technically it isn’t bad at all but holy shit I hate this so much.
According to some basic research I've done (GUYS IT WAS FOR A FIC I SWEAR DON'T LOOK AT MY SEARCH HISTORY EVERYTHING'S FINE I'M JUST TRYNA WRITE SHIT) chloroform can be a bit wonky because it's hard to get dosage when you're just smothering someone with it and hoping they'll pass out. Just a thought.
I know being knocked unconscious with only mild to no side effects is actually unrealistic but it’s one of those things I just have to overlook sorry. I need this guy unconscious and last I checked monsters don’t know what chloroform is
💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart, and if you get five back, you must be pretty awesome!!!💌
Thank youuuu!!!
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