@aaa-batteryy How Does It Feel Knowing I'm Mafuyu's Height And Ur Not. FUCK YOU TALL PEOPLE !!!!!

Ravio being the sweet wide-eyed innocent bunny and Legend with the ‘i don’t wanna be here’ glare is sending me

Gift for @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons !! The second I read about bunny Ravio I just... I HAD to draw him. And with drawing one scene came another... And another...

Everyone, please go read Two Bunnies for the Price of One on ao3! It's really funny and I highly recommend it (and honestly any of her other fics)

So uh... I got randomly really motivated and wrote 752 words of madness in like an hour? I am a really yappy wall. Enjoy!!!

PUMPKIN SOUP STORIES

The pumpkins on Skyloft looked like actual pumpkins. Which was weird because Wild knew that Sky was supposedly the furthest removed from him in time so theoretically they should’ve had the most differences in their food. But no, the pumpkins were definitely the same as the ones Wild bought in Kakariko, just slightly less fortified. 

Wild put the last of the butter into the pot. He was following the same recipe he used with his own era’s pumpkins but the results were looking good so far. He picked up the new ladle Four had gifted him last week (the old one had shattered against a bokoblin’s head a month ago) and stirred the soup. 

Maybe it was the altitude or the very stressful week he’d had in Hyrule’s Hyrule but Wild didn’t notice someone approaching until they were already standing right next to him. He craned his neck back to glance at them before turning back to the stew. 

“Do you need any help with the stew?” Hylia – no, Zelda – no, Sun asked. 

“No. I’m basically done.” Wild said. 

“Okay. Has the altitude sickness gotten any better?”

“Yeah, the green potion worked. I could probably sleep for a week, though.”

Sun smiled at this. “I get what you mean. I took a thousand year nap after my first time on the surface. Well, I suppose that was a little different – but still.”

“Oh, I was only out for a century,” Wild replied, picking up the ladle again.

“What?”

“Huh?”

Wild looked up again at Sun when she didn’t respond. He stirred the soup and set down the ladle. “So… why were you asleep for a millenia?”

Sun didn’t answer right away, instead choosing to sit down next to Wild with her gaze fixed on the pumpkin soup. She told him about growing up with Link on Skyloft and the knighting ceremony. She told him about falling to the surface for the first time, alone and afraid. She’d led her best friend through the unknown and dangerous new world. Then she’d sacrificed herself for a thousand years to seal the inevitable darkness away until she awoke. 

She told him about The Imprisoned and Demise and even though Wild knew how Sky’s story went, he still listened. So when she reached the end of that story he told his own, or what little he knew of what came before and the life he’d lived in the aftermath. 

He told her about his family, the one he knew not in his own memories but from the little pieces that Mipha remembered. He had a sister, once upon a time. There was no knowing if they’d died during the Calamity. He told her about becoming a knight when he was twelve and a royal guard just two years later. 

Then he told her about the Calamity and the guardians and waking up alone and free a hundred years later. She listened when he told her about the months of preparation and happiness he lived before fighting Ganon once more in a fight both far harder and far easier than he could ever have imagined. 

The pumpkin soup was done by then so Wild split it into ten portions and called over the rest of the group to join them. The stories went forgotten as Wind burned his tongue and Sky finally got around to properly introducing everyone to Sun. 

They didn’t stay on Skyloft long, stories of unnaturally strong monsters across Hyrule calling them down to the surface for another week before they stepped through another portal and were gone. 

The next time they returned, Wild let Sun scoop the seeds out of the pumpkins (he would never trust anyone with the cooking pot again after Hyrule managed to light his ladle on fire). They laughed as they worked, scars that had been too raw the last time they met now healed enough to make light of. 

They talked about their lives between their own adventures and the first portal. Sun told Wild about her childhood misadventures with Sky and Wild in turn told her about Flora and her fascination for frogs. 

Wild took a small pouch of Skyloftian pumpkin seeds to try growing in Hateno that visit. He smiled faintly to himself when he noticed it was missing one day. He turned in the direction of a familiar castle that would soon become the ruins he’d woken up to two years ago. 

The pumpkins on Skyloft looked remarkably similar to the ones in Wild’s Kakariko.

Yall, I just realized a thing...

WILD AND SUN WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

hear me out here.

Both of them died, came back, and had to restore their memories. They both deal with feeling like an intruder in their own body, feeling like they can't live up to who they used to be in their past life. WAR PTSD!! FLASHBACKS!!! They're both knights (sort of? This is a bit of a stretch lmao) Sun went to a knight school, Wild used to be a knight before he kicked the bucket.

I need more content of them interacting and just relating to each other. Because they really would relate. Their experience of dying and coming back is not a very common one, and having someone else to relate to would probably make them overjoyed. Also, Wild has already spoken to her. Mostly just as a business exchange and she's Hylia then, but STILL. Pls someone write a fic abt them, I will marry you. This is my official proposal. Compete for my aroace hand right now. GET WRITING PLEASE YOU'LL HAVE MY SOUL. (because I'm too lazy to)

There's 10 Links in the Linked Universe Chain. Here count with me.

Sky

Time

Legend

let's save Four for later

Hyrule

Twilight

Wind

Warriors

Wild

and finally, Four!

Holy shit wait that makes sense. I fricking love beat saber ahhhhhhh

I have a rlly strange LU headcanon but I want to get it out there anyways laalalal

Sky would be a beast at beat saber.

Like... rhythm game + sword thing

Sky is the best swordsman in the chain. ANNDDDD, like most of the Links, he's got a nack for music.

I know the actual reason why Wild has long hair in Linked Universe is because it makes him more recognizable and unique with the rest of the Chain but hear me out. What if he likes to keep it long because it reminds him of how long it’s been since before he died and woke up in the Shrine of Resurrection?

Like not only is there the fact that the length itself is an indicator of time but also since army protocol maybe had some regulations on hair length? It’s a reminder that he’s free now and even on the days it kills him to have to deal with it, he’ll gladly put up with it because it’s worth it to be able to look at his reflection and not see the lonely, crushingly anxious kid he remembers being before.

I would like to mention the rito and their exceptional oxritocin.

*doubles over wheezing at my own joke*

I could do this for hours just watch me

when Ganondorf exercises…

does he get…

Ganondorfins?

yk, like endorphins?

lol my sense of humor is so messed up 😅

Hell yeah. Wild with sensory issues 100%.

New Wild Headcanon: Sound Sensitivity

(Works for LU Wild or just BotW Link in general.)

Ok so, Wild’s Hyrule is kinda empty compared to some of the others. Wild’s used to silence and quietness which leaves me to think that he would probably be sound sensitive. Yes, there is a few towns in BotW that are kind of big, but it doesn’t really get as big as what we see Castle Town used to be, or even the castle itself.

So, if Wild took a trip to Time’s Castle Town for instance, Wild could get a bit overwhelmed by all the sound. (Also to LU Wild, his damaged ear might be sensitive, even if it is fully healed.) He’d probably express needing to get a breath of fresh air (No pun intended-) to one of the others and find a more quiet spot to calm down. What do you guys think?

please someone tell me the phrase “batting your eyes” is confusing af for you too. like bro chill out don’t go hitting yourself in the eyes with baseball bats as a flirting technique???

Yessss!!!!! Sky falling asleep in the second one I fricking love this character!!!

Linked Universe Sky as a redraw of the cover of Witch Hat Atelier ch. 85

Following in the footsteps of @mizaruwu @nell0-0 @zarvasace @lele5429 @theegh0st @feed-your-dragons @cabbagewizard and last but not least, @snail-studios.

Did not expect Warriors to be first and Wild to be in the middle. Kinda expected the opposite tbh but they’re both kinda my favorites so it’s ok. But also. Sky??? What happened to you??? Huh?????

you guys remember this post from a while ago?

well, a while ago, I made a pie chart. it’s based on @zarvasace’s post. (thanks @awkwardfebruary!!)

the stats have probably changed a bit since then, but I made a pie chart and thought I’d post it. happy to say that the pie chart makes me happy. it’s good to know that our boys are getting similar amounts of love that they all deserve 🫶

i used a pie chart maker online, and then went on procreate to make the colors fit their character! looks pretty cool if you ask me :D 😎

alright, anyways, have a good day/night!! 🫶