I Swear There Are Some Days Where The Three Alarms Just Don’t Go Off Lmao

Squawk

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good fic > math test tomorrow

pov ganon’s war flashbacks whenever another child with a shiny blue stick shows up to foil him

@linkeduniverse-incorrect

HOLY SHIT THE LINKEDUNIVERSE THEME SONG

I am sorry to anyone getting whiplash from the sudden swerve off the zelda fandom track but this is so well edited I can’t

mechanakin skywalker

the master sword in the corner O_O NOOOOO

What I wished happened in Tears of the Kingdom 🥲

Been itching to draw something like this since first playing the game.

I absolutely HC that Puppet Zelda's "true form" is a grotesque gloom abomination.

An alternate version of the climax of "Crisis at Hyrule Castle" "lives rent free in my mind. The cat and mouse chase ending in the Sanctum, with Puppet Zelda revealing her true self: an attrocious horrific monster wearing Zelda's face. This is the real her and all this hatred breaks her Zelda looking shell apart. Time for an emotional and tormented final confrontation.

Also, it's my one year Tumblr anniversary!!?? Whhhaaaatttt already?

Thank you for tagging along by small LoZ corner of the interwebs.

Cheers!! AND GLORY TO PUPPET ZELDA!

I READ THE FIC AND YOU SHOULD TOO GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW PLEASE

Fanart based off of THIS AMAZING WHUMPTOBER FIC of @skyward-floored 's!! Please read it and it's sequel❤️

Warning: Blood, stabbing, character under control

HELP I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST BEING REALLY DRAMATIC ALL THE TIME ABOUT CRUSHES IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭

The new update with the true ‘looks my mom gives me’ expression pack featuring Sky.

Sky with the Things My Parents Have Said ass dialogue

@palmolli uh how crazy would it be if I looked at this and went yoink mine and my brain exploded everywhere and now I have a fic idea for this??? Thank you to future me for agreeing to write it at some point.

Okay so it goes something like this:

Wild is trying to cook dinner on Skyloft. Note the 'trying' bit cuz I may randomly decide that it's funny to make him high as fuck on altitude or something just for shits and giggles.

Sun passes by and offers to help cook because she is less likely than any of the Links (including Wild btw) to burn the sun out of the sky (pun absolutely intended).

Wild makes some offhand comment about how he could "sleep for a day" and Sun's like "oh I've already been out for a couple millennia" (I've never actually been able to play SS so not sure if it's a thousand years actually T_T)

Wild says (0 hesitation, this is just pure unfiltered Wild energy here) "oh cool I was only ever dead for 100 years. A thousand is crazy."

Cue the pikachu shock meme except they're two-way spider-man multiverse pointing meme-ing at each other and then that brain explosion emoji. (Holy shit I sound insane. Never mind this is Tumblr. With all due respect, I'm assuming you understand at least some of this.)

And then there's the trauma dumping sesh with Wild being like "I got lasered and burnt to a crisp by a bunch of ancient metal eyeballs and died" and Sun's like "I got my soul eaten by this big-ass evil monster that turned out to be a fricking god."

Then they just look at each other and start cackling. Because obviously Trauma Funny™.

Holy shit what the fuck have I done. Actually never mind this is absolutely worth it.

Yall, I just realized a thing...

WILD AND SUN WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

hear me out here.

Both of them died, came back, and had to restore their memories. They both deal with feeling like an intruder in their own body, feeling like they can't live up to who they used to be in their past life. WAR PTSD!! FLASHBACKS!!! They're both knights (sort of? This is a bit of a stretch lmao) Sun went to a knight school, Wild used to be a knight before he kicked the bucket.

I need more content of them interacting and just relating to each other. Because they really would relate. Their experience of dying and coming back is not a very common one, and having someone else to relate to would probably make them overjoyed. Also, Wild has already spoken to her. Mostly just as a business exchange and she's Hylia then, but STILL. Pls someone write a fic abt them, I will marry you. This is my official proposal. Compete for my aroace hand right now. GET WRITING PLEASE YOU'LL HAVE MY SOUL. (because I'm too lazy to)

I feel so called out and seen by this

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