Cut Some Delicious Pie For Yourself! Oh, And Keep The Knife. You're Gonna Need It Soon.

the power of boop really does bring us all together. i don't know who half of you people in my notfis are. i would die for you

hey guys! just wanted to let you know that I woke up this morning with the feeling that today is gonna be a great day. in fact, I think im gonna go ask brutus if he wants to go out tomorrow! its been a little bit since we've had some good quality time and a heart-to-heart.

(If your name is Julius Caesar, DNI with this post.)

oh no, my jelly donut has been stabbed!! 23 times!!!

wow, what a cute jelly donut! i think i'll name him caesar.

I should be sleeping but there's a boop war going on

Boop boop boop

We’re really having a holiday alignment this weekend. Purim, Holi, and Pi Day are all today. And then tomorrow we have the Ides of March. And on Monday is St. Patrick’s Day. And pretty much this entire month is Ramadan.

coming across a post from a mutual who hasn't opted in yet

I like to have a chain for every occasion

so of course I MUST have one ready for tumblr's favourite holiday ~

I love that nearly the entire user base of tumblr is going to stab 1 man. Guys there’s nothing left 😭😭😭