Perfectlyzealousperfection - Prince Caspian

i would have been such a good ratty grungey older brother unfortunately i was cursed with being born a woman and 5 feet tall

in another universe my tummy doesn't hurt right now

This may or may not have made me cry a little :3 I want to be a dragon tbh

"I want to be a dragon."

It’s a bones kind of day ☠️ Hashtag Boner Monday 🙏🖤🕷️

Two is better than one :3

Alucard poster made in procreate

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.