I WANT TO EAT HIM

Look this meme was literally made for them

asking a trans guy to pick between vampires pirates or cowboys is like asking him to pick between food water or shelter

This is the best thing I've ever seen

finally made one of these ^^

I confess sometimes I’ll not heal Leon and let him grunt for 5 min straight

OK! I managed to throw together my pair of ideas for Gerry & Mike actually getting along vs griping at each other in book hunters au. Both are dramatic and accidentally feature falling, whoops. Aaaaanyway, Gerry falling off a roof because Reasons™ and Mike has to go against his nature to stop that happening.

Other idea, I figure Mike, despite being much less vulnerable after abandoning his humanity, could conceivably still be Spiral sensitive given the right circumstances. But luckily, Gerry is very charming and knows a guy.

I don't have like a running canon or whatever right now, I'm just having fun. ✨

Everybody point and laugh

every time I see alucard on screen I'm like

God I need to get this man pregnant