Accidentally Typed "trench Kiss" Instead Of "french Kiss". Anyone Wanna Hold Hands And Kiss In A Muddy

asking a trans guy to pick between vampires pirates or cowboys is like asking him to pick between food water or shelter

olrox's brand fading like he said but only when he finally decides to stay and fight... castlevania team you are so loved by me

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

anyone else think that alucard purrs when he’s comfy or cuddling with someone? no? just me? alright? 😔

Olrox:

so i was wondering. in castlevania, the existence of vampires is common knowledge. so... how tf does people not freak out when they see alucard? because in nocturne he's aggressively inhuman. my man is paler than a paper sheet and his cute lil fangies peek when he speaks. how was he walking around paris in broad daylight and no one was calling the cops on him?

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

YEAH I LIKE AI

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(I)ncredibly good artwork that deserves to be paid for and appreciated for the time they put into it

Transmasc vampire but instead of blood he sucks out testosterone from men like they’re slushies