Anyone Else Think That Alucard Purrs When He’s Comfy Or Cuddling With Someone? No? Just Me? Alright?

I WANT TO EAT HIM

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

WE ARE FUCKED

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

BRO WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN????? YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND NOT ELABORATE HELLO????????????

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