Love Is In The Air? Wrong. Evil Skull

Jonah Magnus' drag name would be Magnum O'Puss send tweet

Do you think that Trevor and Sypha ever started adding information about Alucard to the Belmont library?

Sypha for academic purposes and Trevor for funsies.

Like Sypha suggested that they write a book on dhampirs just in case they ever needed something to reference back to for the sake of Alucard's own self preservation, because almost none of the town healers knew heads from tails about his biology, and Trevor just started sneaking in really silly notes one day.

Like:

"Can occasionally become moody when hungry, teasing not generally recommended in times of famine" is scribbled haphazardly in Trevor's chicken-scratch signature just below Sypha's complicated essay about the many negative side effects that prolonged starvation can have on a creature like Alucard, and how they found out about these health risks the hard way during an extended monster hunt gone wrong.

Just really silly shit intertwined with actual heartfelt care, because neither Trevor nor Sypha want their descendants to be uneducated on the needs of their immortal bestie/partner. It's their way of looking after him, even from beyond the grave.

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

im not telling people what TO ship but the way fandoms represent ships are so interesting. cuz every time they HAVE to make one person the sweet, meek, shy, feminine one and the other the big, strong, aggressive, masculine one- gay ships, lesbian ships, straight ships, whatever, it has to have the strong masc x weak femme dynamic. AND it doesnt even necessarily correlate with the genders or the canon characters dynamic, bc every time without fail when theres a ship between a dark skinned feminine woman and a white masculine man they make the dark skinned woman the big strong masc one and the white guy the sweet cute feminine one. Whereas if its a ship between two white people, they pick whichever one is slightly more feminine to make the weak shy helpless feminine one, UNLESS one of them is disabled in which case the disabled one automatically becomes the weak feminine one. like im not out here saying "you cant ship a masc and femme character together" thats not what im saying its just so interesting what fandoms as a whole ship, how they can reinforce existing stereotypes in society, and how people often see their shipping as a form of activism when its actually just recreating stereotypical dynamics

sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life

anyone else think that alucard purrs when he’s comfy or cuddling with someone? no? just me? alright? 😔

Two is better than one :3

Alucard poster made in procreate

i would have been such a good ratty grungey older brother unfortunately i was cursed with being born a woman and 5 feet tall

WE ARE FUCKED