Guys What's Your Methods? Personally I Think About Doctors Examining Me, Works Like A Charm

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

i need an entire rundown of what alucard was doing during those 300 years he was travelling bc how are you gonna keep dropping all this lore and not elaborate

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE dir. Werner Herzog, 1979

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